Looking for a kitchen towel with a funny saying? You’re in the right place here at Lone Star Art.
Our flour sack towels are made from 100% premium ring-spun cotton with 130 thread count. These are top-quality, absorbent kitchen dish towels that feature stitched edges and a hanging loop for convenience. Complete with humorous quotes, they are a talking point in any farmhouse, bar, or kitchen!
Every Great Mom Says the F-word is just one of our humorous flour sack dish towels that will make an excellent Mother’s Day or birthday gift for Mom, guaranteed to make her laugh.
This sturdy dish towel washes well on a normal cycle and lasts a long time. It’s also a cheaper and more sustainable replacement for paper towels.
If you would rather spread the cost of this premium hand towel, you have the flexibility to pay in four interest-free payments of $4. In addition, you also get $5 back on your 1st purchase with Sezzle.
Enjoy free shipping on all products at Lone Star Art. Order yours today for just $15.99!
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Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. Packages will be sent by tracked UPS or FedEx delivery! If you order more than one item it possible that items may ship separately. |
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Issues or Returns We want you to be delighted with your purchase. If there's anything wrong please contact us. We'll do our best to quickly make it right. |
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Framing Option for All Canvases
That's me (Norm Lanier) way back in 1965. I've always been a creator. I was always drawing, coloring, etc. In high school, I discovered my dad's old 35mm camera, and I was hooked. I got my degree in photography and started my creative career. I then moved my creativity to this new thing called the Macintosh computer. Others recognized my passion for creating and I became a senior graphic designer for companies like Exxon, Compaq, and HP.
As great as these companies were to work at I wasn't creating for me. With the support of my wife, I walked away from the corporate life on my 50th birthday and I've never looked back.
Today I have a team of awesome employees that helps me create products in-house with the singular vision of bringing beautiful art into people's homes. Join me on the journey. Your home deserves beautiful art.
Thanks
Norm Lanier
Owner: Lone Star Art
Looking for a kitchen towel with a funny saying? You’re in the right place here at Lone Star Art.
Our flour sack towels are made from 100% premium ring-spun cotton with 130 thread count. These are top-quality, absorbent kitchen dish towels that feature stitched edges and a hanging loop for convenience. Complete with humorous quotes, they are a talking point in any farmhouse, bar, or kitchen!
Every Great Mom Says the F-word is just one of our humorous flour sack dish towels that will make an excellent Mother’s Day or birthday gift for Mom, guaranteed to make her laugh.
This sturdy dish towel washes well on a normal cycle and lasts a long time. It’s also a cheaper and more sustainable replacement for paper towels.
If you would rather spread the cost of this premium hand towel, you have the flexibility to pay in four interest-free payments of $4. In addition, you also get $5 back on your 1st purchase with Sezzle.
Enjoy free shipping on all products at Lone Star Art. Order yours today for just $15.99!
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Please allow 10 days for your order to arrive. Packages will be sent by tracked UPS or FedEx delivery! If you order more than one item it possible that items may ship separately. |
|
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Issues or Returns We want you to be delighted with your purchase. If there's anything wrong please contact us. We'll do our best to quickly make it right. |
Horizontal Canvas Sizes

Vertical Canvas Sized
Framing Option for All Canvases
That's me (Norm Lanier) way back in 1965. I've always been a creator. I was always drawing, coloring, etc. In high school, I discovered my dad's old 35mm camera, and I was hooked. I got my degree in photography and started my creative career. I then moved my creativity to this new thing called the Macintosh computer. Others recognized my passion for creating and I became a senior graphic designer for companies like Exxon, Compaq, and HP.
As great as these companies were to work at I wasn't creating for me. With the support of my wife, I walked away from the corporate life on my 50th birthday and I've never looked back.
Today I have a team of awesome employees that helps me create products in-house with the singular vision of bringing beautiful art into people's homes. Join me on the journey. Your home deserves beautiful art.
Thanks
Norm Lanier
Owner: Lone Star Art